Gods, even when I’m speaking they turn it into “Karen”. I recieved 3 letters in the last week with Karen instead of my carefully spelt name (“Obviously someone screwed up typing it because the a and e keys are like practically next to each other. Oh they screwed up this mister stuff as well.”), and on top of this lazy ass f#$ks at work in the IT Support side of things like to read what they expect. Sample exchange:
“Is this Karen’s phone?”
“Yes, this is Ka_ran_ speaking.”
“Oh so can I speak to Karen?”
Next punkass that gets my name wrong makes intimate friends with my knuckles.