Asides

*jaw drops*

Away with the CAPS LOCK Key! Now that it’s pointed out to me, it really is the most useless key on the board.

The Oil We Eat: Long and occasionally rambling but certainly thought provoking.

Eight Ways To Kill Someone using an iPod Nano: “The cord on the earbud headphones can be used to strangle someone. A knee in the back can give extra leverage.”

Hello, Internet. You haven’t yet fulfilled all my worldly desires. Like the ability to… say… kick back and watch grass grow! Oh right, you have. My bad. Paint drying anyone?