Asides

Hello, Internet. You haven’t yet fulfilled all my worldly desires. Like the ability to… say… kick back and watch grass grow! Oh right, you have. My bad. Paint drying anyone?

Singing: Where, oh where, have the UFOs gone? Have we offended them? I know, MIB II was bad, but c’mon, that’s no reason to give us the silent treatment.

How do players curse the referee when they don’t speak the same language? The article’s a bit of a cop-out, but I do always wonder why people use their own language when clearly the other person doesn’t understand them.

A ringtone only teenagers can supposedly hear: The sound is supposed to be too high for people over 20, unless you have “exceptional” hearing. Given I can hear it and my hearing sucks because of years of headphones, I’m a little skeptical (or maybe I’m just paranoid about my hearing). The sample is very annoyingly pitched, though.

Rock-Paper-Scissors-And-25-Other-Things-Too: “No! I swear it’s a monkey!”