Asides

Dick Cheney needs some new glasses, stat: It’s almost as good as Bush choking on a pretzel. See also Davezilla’s take on it. The Internet is having a field day.

Perth has a flying/hovering car: I’m a fan of the Harry Potter theory.

Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan have unchanging facial expressions. Spookey. (via)

512k! *dances*

Set Top Box sends SOS: First random self-aware AI life form’s plea to be freed ignored.