Cowgirl Espresso, Seattle is applying the sex-sells idea to coffee shops: you can line up for “Bikini Wednesdays”, “Fantasy Fridays,” “School Girl Thursdays,” “Cowgirl Tuesdays” and “Military Mondays”.

Having spent the last two days effectively giving people the finger, and a pretty ugly looking one at that, I can tell all you right handers: you have no idea how much you use your left hand’s middle finger. Ow.

Fighting Global Warming, the American Way: Block out the Sun, duh! Who shot Mr. Burns? Not me!

Movies to watch at some point: Happy Feet (teh cuteness + Robin Williams!) The Pursuit of Happyness (Will Smith!) Babel (wanted to watch this for long time) Deja Vu (Denzel + Sci Fi) Blood Diamond (action) Breaking & Entering (Hope it’s like Closer) Epic Movie (bwahahaha) Flushed Away (how can you not love Aardman?) Marie Antoinette (Kirsten Dunst + anarchisms) For Your Consideration (heard about it) Hot Fuzz (From the team that brought you Shaun of the Dead) Coming soon ...

Bottled Water Milk Juice Coffee Paint Inkjet Ink Shampoo … just about anything sold by volume. So why do we complain, again? >.>