An Australian advertising company, APN Outdoor, refuses to run advertising for atheists, similar to those run overseas, such as the prominent one in London. Absolutely disgusting, blatant religiousism in a supposedly free and forward thinking country.

Apple announces the MacBook Wheel: it’s the ultimate iPod-MacBook crossover. The keyboard is dead, long live the wheel.

Last year I did a preview of the 2008 movies, and ended up misreading half of them (21 is not a heist movie, Cloverfield was the most bleh since the second Matrix, and let’s not even talk about The Forbidden Kingdom - not to mention the fact that I missed entirely the second half of the year), but let’s charge ahead for what 2009 promises! Akira - A live action remake of Akira set in ‘New Manhattan’. I fear it, and yet… (part 1 is scheduled for mid-year) Fast & Furious - look, I’m a sucker for this kind of stuff. It will probably be awful, but a car chase is a car chase, and F&F is one long car chase. (trailer) Them - new movie by Edgar Wright, director of Sean of the Dead and Hot Fuzz. Just going on form here. Rachel Getting Married - Anne Hathaway is the slightly messed up sister of the bride, in a movie widely tipped for Oscars. One for the serious column. Duplicity - hang about, is this a remake of Mr & Mrs Smith? Or a Julia Roberts movie I could actually like? Clive Owen and Julia Roberts are ex-spies moving to the corporate world, and… just watch the trailer. The Brothers Bloom - Adrien Brody and Rachel Weisz in a fun looking flick about a pair of conmen (Mark Ruffalo - Just Like Heaven - and Brody) trying to run a scam on an heiress (Weisz). Also stars Rinko Kikuchi (of Babel fame) as a slightly crazy explosives expert. (trailer) Underworld 3: Rise of the Lycans - this is a un-recommendation. There is no Kate Beckinsale. The International - Clive Owen and Naomi Watts in this rather timely action-thriller set in an international bank. Practically mandatory viewing for me (trailer). The Spirit - Samuel L Jackson headlines in this film directed by 300’s Frank Miller, in a visual style reminiscient of Sin City. Broad appeal is questionable, but does look damn good - although reviews are panning it. (trailer, and un-trailer - read the text!) Sherlock Holmes - Guy Ritchie directs Robert Downey Jr (Iron Man) and Jude Law (er… Alfie? Talented Mr Ripley?) in what one can only hope is the Batman Begins-isation of the classic detective stories. Coraline - weird little animation based on a story by Neil Gaiman, meaning it’s going to be dark, quietly funny and something you never quite know where it goes next. (site, trailer) Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen - yes, I didn’t like Transformers all that much in 2007, but you’ve got to give them another chance, right? And who can say no to Megan Fox, right? (due in June) Inglorious Basterds - Taratino’s long-awaited misspelt WWII flick with Brad Pitt and Mike Myers, which is definitely in the not-to-be-missed column. (due August) Monsters vs Aliens - new Dreamworks animation that looks like it might in fact be targeted at older folk. Aliens invade Earth, and we have monsters to fight back. (trailer) Avatar - I’m just intrigued by James Cameron’s return to sci-fi, teaming with Sigourney Weaver (both from Aliens). (teaser trailer) The Class - French movie about a bunch of disadvantaged kids in a class. Rave reviews and genuine looking acting looks intriguing. (trailer) Wolverine - Let’s see what Hugh Jackman can do by himself. I’m hoping this salvages the X-Men series somewhat, as the co-ordinated jumpsuits of the third were just a bit… camp. (due May - trailer) Watchmen - I know nothing of the comics, but this certainly looks promising. (trailer) Star Trek - J J Abrams takes on the ultimate geek series. Now, I’m no trekkie, and Abrams hasn’t exactly got a movie track record, but he could salvage the appeal for this just based on the trailer. Now if only Spock didn’t look so much like Sylar… (trailer) Public Enemies - I’m just going on names here - Johnny Depp, Christian Bale and Michael Mann (director of Miami Vice) in a crime story set in the (first) Great Depression sounds fairly intriguing to me. Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - a necessary mention, though this was supposed to be a 2008 film. The second last in the series, and probably the one with the best title and harshest conclusion. (trailer) Revolutionary Road - Kate Winslet and Leo Di Caprio reunited, with Kate looking gorgeous, and Leo having learnt how to act. Will be a quiet one but should be a good movie. (trailer) Nottingham - Russell Crowe v Russell Crowe, directed by Ridley Scott. Yes, Russell Crowe in a double role, as both Robin Hood and the Sherrif. How this is going to work is beyond me. Up - Pixar’s next release is the story of a 78 year old balloon salesman who lifts his house up with balloons. What this ultimately leads to is unrevealed, but since it’s Pixar it’s got to be worth a look, right? (trailer) Notorious - Biggie Smalls, B.I.G., the biggest name in rap in the 90s bar Tupac Shakur, gets a biopic. Let’s say it’ll be a very specific film and the target audience is pretty clearly identified, but it’s certainly one for me. (trailer) Astro Boy - ASTRO BOY DOES NOT WEAR A SHIRT. (trailer) Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li - it’s the halfie chick from Smallville as our favorite Street Fighter! Apart from the part where she looks nothing at all like Chun-Li (where are the thighs?!), this could be… decent? (trailer) The Code - Morgan Freeman, Antonio Banderas, guns, theives, heist, etc. (poster) Push - Dakota Fanning is growing up, but she’s keeping her strange looks. This movie seems to be a bit like Jumper, but without angsty-pants Christensen. (trailer) Necessary mentions you can google yourself: Terminator Salvation, Where the Wild Things Are, Land of the Lost, Angels and Demons (Tom Hanks returns in the se-/pre-quel to The Da Vinci Code), Year One (Jack Black), The Taking of Pelham 123 (Travolta). There are plenty of others to come, and it may be that I need to revisit this list halfway through the year to rejig it, but that should be a good start to the proceedings. There’s enough sequelism to keep the year churning, but there’s enough outside of that to make it a decent year. ...

As we approach January 20, we know that the people who will miss GWB the most is clearly the comedians, particularly when he’s the source of endless quality quotes - here’s a choice list of a few as collected by the AP: “I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.” - September 2000 “Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?” - January 2000 “There’s no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind, that we will fail.” - Oct. 4, 2001 “There’s an old saying in Tennessee - I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on… shame on you. Fool me… you can’t get fooled again.” - Sept. 17, 2002 “Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.” - Aug. 5, 2004 “We look forward to hearing your vision, so we can more better do our job.” - Sept. 20, 2005 “It was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship. After all, 60 years we were at war 60 years ago we were at war.” - June 29, 2006, speaking with Japanese PM Junichiro Koizumi “Make no mistake about it, I understand how tough it is, sir. I talk to families who die.” - Dec. 7, 2006 “Thank you, Your Holiness. Awesome speech.” - April 16, 2008, to the Pope “I remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the Oval Office.” - June 26, 2008 “This thaw… took a while to thaw, it’s going to take a while to unthaw.” - Oct. 20, 2008, talking about the frozen credit market. Here’s hoping some other character appears to make up for the lack of Bush or Palin on the world stage. ...

Happy New Year, everyone! It’s scary to think it’s now been 9 years since the tick of the clock to 2000. To think, I had so many plans back then… that… er… mostly involved… ok, so I can’t remember a single one of those plans for the life of me, but I think they mostly involved getting through school and having a car. That’s me, ambitious as all heck. So, er, here’s to more plans! Or plain ol’ spontaneity, as the case may well be. ...