Big Monopoly Tour update. Covered half the board nearly - Whitehall, Pall Mall, Northumberland Av, Bow St, Trafalgar Square, The Strand, Fleet St, Piccadilly, Coventry St, Leicester Square, and Bond St. Leaves Marlborough St, Park Lane, Mayfair, the entire first row and most of the stations to go, yet.

Who’s your first crush? (via) I told Kirsty I’d tell these stories one day, so here they are. The first My first - proper - crush was ‘A’, and she didn’t look at me at all; I adored her for all the wrong, infantile reasons. We would have conversations which I would take away, manipulate and make myself feel good about things, and pretend like there was something reciprocal there. ...

It’s easy to appear the smartest guy in the room, or at least pretty clued in, just by speaking up. Picture the scene - 10 people in a classroom-esque environment, learning about Hedge funds. Most of the people in the room come from financial or legal backgrounds, and most are also, if not senior, certainly not junior. Except one, who is a graduate, and in IT at that. Can you pick me yet? ...

Are squares A and B the same colour below? Apparently, yeah! It kinda makes sense to me, but the eyes, they lie! (via)

Weatherman: I cannot be arsed guessing what Saturday will be like; good luck to you.